exorbacist 

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who charges outrageous fees for his/her "services".

Sherry Tina Uwanawich was a classic example of an exorbacist --- she recently got busted big-time for her deceitful fleecing of naive hapless believers in black magic.

exorbacist by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Blue Exorcist

Blue Exorcist is an anime that stars a 15 year old boy named Rin Okumura. He and his twin brother, Yukio Okumura, were raised by an exorcist named Father Fujimoto. But one night, he discovers a terrible secret. Demons are real. What's more, he and Yukio are are not Fujimoto's sons- they are the sons of Satan.

Rin was the only one that inherited the satanic power of blue fire, Yukio is a normal human. Rin's powers were sealed away inside a sword. If he ever draws the sword, he will cease to be completely human. When Fujimoto is killed protecting Rin from Satan, Rin vows to defeat the demon. He chooses to attend The Cram School, the school for exorcists in training.

When he starts school, his true identity as a demon kept secret, his life is turned upside down. He has friends for the first time ever. And his brother Yukio has known about the demon world and Rin's powers for years- in fact, Yukio is a full exorcist and a teacher at the school!

As time goes on, it gets harder and harder for Rin to hide the truth. What would happen if everyone knew who he really was? Is there a place in the world for a demon who fights demons?

The show is ultimately about choosing one's own path in life. Someone's orgins don't determine the kind of person they will become. The message is awesome, and the characters are allwell developed, each facing their own personal problems. This anime has moments that'll make you laugh out loud and ones that will bring you close to tears. Give it a try!

Blue Exorcist is a really great anime!

If you've already seen Blue Exorcist, you might like these animes: Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, and Bleach

Blue Exorcist by Lelouch0 May 10, 2014

Blue Exorcist

My life.

Person A: Hey cutie. Wanna go to the movies?
Person B: No, I'm going to binge watch Blue Exorcist again tonight, so I have no time for a social life or your unrequited shows of love to my weaboo self.

*walks away*

Person A: Oookay...

Blue Exorcist by MephistophelesIsFABULOUS February 15, 2017

exorcist 

an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you

“you need an exorcist”

exorcist by geneheybebeffw July 2, 2018

the exorcist

Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.

Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.

the exorcist by Mariah August 12, 2004

rugrat exorcist

synonymous for child psychiatrist.

"You can only see your kid two days a week, one of which you have to take him to see this rugrat exorcist." -- Two and A Half Men

rugrat exorcist by Dr. Lubezki October 21, 2013

The Exorcist

a novel written by William Peter blatty.

Plot:

Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these

'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'

'Bastard! Scum!!!'

Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.

The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.

Little kid: Mommy, my bed was shaking
Mom: FUCK YOU PANZY BITCH FACE!!!!!!! reading The Exorcist

The Exorcist by JimmyHopkins4 June 14, 2008