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semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.
I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

Dew Fuel Excretion 

One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .
Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.

group excretion 

“Yo kinda wanna have a group excretion rn.”
“Bet, everyone we’re going to GE”
group excretion by 96virgins February 29, 2020

Excretion 

Taking a shit or piss in a corner of the motherfucking alley
Excretion in an alley is fucking essential
Excretion by bitch_nah September 12, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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