One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .
Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.
by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006
One who is tall and lanky at the same token and/or has an elongated stride/reach compared to the average humans skeletal structure.
Sean: "Wow that friend of your's Joey is a lankfest."
Richard: "Righhht"
Sean: "That fucker looked prehistoric."
Richard: "Righhht"
Sean: "That fucker looked prehistoric."
by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006