An Exoomer is a 'Zoomer' or 'Generation Z' born person who refuses to be associated their generation due to stigma(s) surrounding their generation.
Unlike Zoomers, Exoomers know how to do basic household duties like changing a light bulb, using a can opener, and doing their own washing for example.
Exoomers also don't follow the regular trends of Zoomers like doing dangerous dumb challenges for attention online, for example, eating laundry detergent.
Karen: Oh my gosh these damn zoomers and their laundry detergent eating habits, their dabbing and Fortnite addictions.
Franklyn: Actually I'm a Exoomer becuase I actually have a brain and can think for myself, I don't follow these dumb dangerous trends for attention like most of my generation.
(es-boom-uh) Spoken as a term of excitement; the term Boom was was stolen by the commercial giant Nike from it's original users. After consulting with exotic dancers and prostitutes in Latin America, the term Esbooma was developed as a suitable replacement. Upon later research it was discovered that the term "Esbooma" actualy means "bubble bath" in Spanish.
Hey Armondosaid he can score us some hookers(dead) and 50 kilos of cocaine....ESBOOMA!!
When Huckleberry Finn and da townspeople went to dig up Peter Wilks's coffin to check for his tattoo, it was thunder, lightning, and pouring rain, so they made it an exzoomation so that they could all get back indoors as soon as possible.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!