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If you are named Armondo, then you are most likely the coolest kid in school, nothing can be compared with this kid, he is handsome, ripped, and talented in many ways. Girls love him because he's cute, funny, and charming. If you know anyone named Armondo you should definitely become friends with him, or start flirting with him the next time you see him.
Me: Yo dude Me and Armondo are going to the movies with some chicks, you wanna come?
Friend: Man, if Armondo's going then I'm totally in.
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Creep aka creeper. Great at carrying on a conversation about himself. Is easily bored to death should the topic switch to you or to someone other than himself. Sometimes narcolepsy may even ensue due to his lack of interest. He is full of it. Full of shit, lame excuses, lame stories, and is plain full of bull.
My Sister: Armondo's on the phone!

Me: Tell him to go away I don't have time to feed his ego today!

My Sister: "Armondo, I'm sorry she's busy right now."
Armondo by Exhausting! August 31, 2011
One of the 13 bad words, other words of saying FUCK YOU MOLECULE DICK!
Bitch: "Hey who's thongs are these?"
Playa: "My side bitch"
Bitch: "OMG!! Fuck you Armondo!
Playa: "Aye, I told you that it wasnt erected yet BITCH"
Bitch: "Whatever!"
Armondo by iphonereject March 1, 2017
Armondo is a guy who lies a lot. Even though he he lies it doesn’t hide the fact that he is very emotional about his mom. When he lies he tends to lie about scholarships and materialistic items not only items but he uses the fact that his mom died as a way to get at girls that don’t even like him back. At the end he usually gets played. He always kills the mood when it comes to his jokes.
One day armondo was talking to his friend and told him he was offered 6 scholarships for college. He said 3 for football and 3 for soccer. But we know he was telling a lie because he did not play football nor soccer.
Armondo by Armondo June 4, 2019
Armando is nice and a good friend good at sports and other things and is persistent (but not too persistent) of what he wants and can be slightly rude sometimes.
hi armondo
Armondo by anonymous October 11, 2022

armondo delgadillo 

Sloth looking boy probably in his teens. Handsome but slow and some times likes solitude.
Hey is that a sloth? No man that a god dawn armondo delgadillo!
armondo delgadillo by flakeface June 27, 2014

dirty Armondo 

When a man inserts his penis into the vagina, pees inside of her, then proceeds to drink it out of her.
"My cousin told me he did a dirty armondo with a chick he has been dating for a while, and now he's single again."
dirty Armondo by bubbles1987 June 27, 2021
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