the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 08, 2009
To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for exbrommunication.
An exbrommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
An exbrommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's exbrommunicated for that one.
B: No kidding. He's exbrommunicated for that one.
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for ex-brommunication.
An ex-brommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
An ex-brommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's ex-brommunicated for that one.
B: No kidding. He's ex-brommunicated for that one.
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
In a company, this is the group of an elite few who, by virtue of gray hair and having "paid their dues", sit around and do nothing while other people do the work. They may occasionally think they are working when they ask you for a status report on whatever real work you are doing.
by drew7667 December 05, 2006
man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.
A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
by drew7667 June 15, 2007
A bro who has been ex-brommunicated or who has left the brommunity for an altogether brogus reason.
brocabulary etymology: Bro + Prodigal Son
brocabulary etymology: Bro + Prodigal Son
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
generating excitement amongst the bros, oftentimes involving liberal use of brocabulary
bro + (pro)vocative = brovocative
bro + (pro)vocative = brovocative
A: Why are you guys always saying "bro"-this and "bro"-that to each other? It doesn't even make sense.
Bro: It doesn't have to make sense. It's brovocative. It gets the bros goin'.
Bro: It doesn't have to make sense. It's brovocative. It gets the bros goin'.
by drew7667 May 31, 2009