New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 08, 2009
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exbrommunicate

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for exbrommunication.

An exbrommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's exbrommunicated for that one.
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
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ex-brommunicate

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for ex-brommunication.

An ex-brommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's ex-brommunicated for that one.
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
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man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.
A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
by drew7667 July 13, 2007
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country club

In a company, this is the group of an elite few who, by virtue of gray hair and having "paid their dues", sit around and do nothing while other people do the work. They may occasionally think they are working when they ask you for a status report on whatever real work you are doing.
Wow it's only 2:30pm and every desk in the country club is already vacant!
by drew7667 December 07, 2006
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Brodigal Son

A bro who has been ex-brommunicated or who has left the brommunity for an altogether brogus reason.

brocabulary etymology: Bro + Prodigal Son
A: Have you heard from Brosephus in a while?
B: No man, he's such a Brodigal Son.
by drew7667 April 06, 2009
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walltograph

walltograph = wall + autograph
A Facebook Wall Post on your Wall by someone that is famous.
A: Did you know Reggie Bush is on Facebook?!
B: Seriously?
A: Yah, I just got his walltograph!
by drew7667 December 07, 2006
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