An Exoomer is a 'Zoomer' or 'Generation Z' born person who refuses to be associated their generation due to stigma(s) surrounding their generation.
Unlike Zoomers, Exoomers know how to do basic household duties like changing a light bulb, using a can opener, and doing their own washing for example.
Exoomers also don't follow the regular trends of Zoomers like doing dangerous dumb challenges for attention online, for example, eating laundry detergent.
Karen: Oh my gosh these damn zoomers and their laundry detergent eating habits, their dabbing and Fortnite addictions.
Franklyn: Actually I'm a Exoomer becuase I actually have a brain and can think for myself, I don't follow these dumb dangerous trends for attention like most of my generation.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.