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Exacturate

I put it exacturate where it is meant to be put
by wiskeypete November 9, 2022
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exactermate

Exactermate (Exact-er-mate) is a friend you have that is always right.
Dude you know you act like an exactermate?
by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020
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exactimate

exactimate: a combination of estimate and exact.
(a) referring to the fallacy of 'Truth' as obtainable through scientific practices.
(b) a synonym of BS
(c) efforts made to convince others of a claim of which you yourself are unconvinced.
(d) a tactic that is often used when writing papers in the social sciences and natural sciences . . .sometimes with the aide of statistics.
The student had absolutely no idea what her data meant regarding the theory of Social Capital. However, passing her dissertation demanded that she convince others that her data did indeed say "something". Since Social Capital theory seemed like a safe bet, she decided she would exactimate and hope not to be caught. She figured that statistics might help create a veil over her exactimation, and she was correct.
by Cog(nitive)Diss(idence)onance February 10, 2009
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Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.
I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.
by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009
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exadurate

How retards without spell check or common sense enough to Google something they've misspelled spell the word exaggerate.

See:
Sheeet
Beefage
dykopath
Pirate Metal
PSP
smick
Sheeet: a slang term for shit and is used to exadurate the word.
by Big Dan B April 19, 2007
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Exaculate

precise, as in "spot on" with all the excitement, relief and satisfaction of well...you know....sex.
Also:
2) A nice/naughty shoppers term used to express delight at a particular find. For example, to-die-for shoes to go with that new outfit. "OMG, they're exaculate!"

(3) A term used to describe an attractive single male. "He's absolutely exaculate!"
by sheba's fire March 19, 2009
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Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate
During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.
by sol sixxa May 23, 2010
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