Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

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exacerbate

To make a problem worse than it already is.

Don't exacerbate things!

exacerbate by Shane June 19, 2004

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exactimate

exactimate: a combination of estimate and exact.
(a) referring to the fallacy of 'Truth' as obtainable through scientific practices.
(b) a synonym of BS
(c) efforts made to convince others of a claim of which you yourself are unconvinced.
(d) a tactic that is often used when writing papers in the social sciences and natural sciences . . .sometimes with the aide of statistics.

The student had absolutely no idea what her data meant regarding the theory of Social Capital. However, passing her dissertation demanded that she convince others that her data did indeed say "something". Since Social Capital theory seemed like a safe bet, she decided she would exactimate and hope not to be caught. She figured that statistics might help create a veil over her exactimation, and she was correct.

exactimate by Cog(nitive)Diss(idence)onance February 10, 2009

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Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

Exasterbate by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

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