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The alter ego of hollywood. Living only for pleasure, even if means doing things that are not morally right. Promoting the lifestyle of players, cheaters, and toxic people online. People often living in Ewood, live under the fantasy that pleasure is the basis of all reason. This could also mean telling people that they will only be happy if they live this kind of lifestyle. Living in this lifestyle can me drinking recklessly, and making bad decisions. Or cheating on your significant other. It's the idea that when you get all the pleasure from doing the wrong things, that you will be happy. Just like people in hollywood want people to be rich like them and practice their lifestyle in order to be happy. The only difference is this is online.
Hey why don't you our online cult. We'll get other people to drink, shares nudes with each other even if we're taken. It'll be just like hollywood. Except, this online and it'll be fun.

Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.
Ewood by The Wise Guru January 19, 2021
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the name of the best musician you'll ever meet. also the future president. great accent, even better laugh.
GOD i wish i were elwood he's so cool and handsome
Elwood by granny lau February 22, 2022
A very rare and exotic name
He's an Elwood for sure
Elwood by ElPinkEye January 14, 2017

elwood indiana 

A small town in indiana mixed with meth heads and other various form of tweakers to old folk to the notorious daddy's money farm kids visiting from tipton where's there's nothing to fucking do
You smell that, yeah that chemical smell is someone cooking meth, it's how you know you're in elwood indiana
elwood indiana by Pukeandrally January 5, 2017
A gay racist who makes inappropriate racist remarks at parties. Also, a person who has inferior knowledge of movies in general.
Stop being such an Ewoudt, it's okay if people of other races, cultures and religions hang out with us.

Don't be an Ewoudt, let's watch Lady In The Water.
Ewoudt by nathangesig January 6, 2012

elwood, illinois 

The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.
That kid must be from Elwood, Illinois. You can tell his parents are blood relatives.
Large person with an even bigger chest. He's almost a bodybuilder and he has an enormous penis.
Ewoud is such a big person
Ewoud by .....sd.afkdsfnios November 24, 2021
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