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e-wood by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015
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E-wood Egg Nog
Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.
I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.
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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
E-wood Egg Nog by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008
Ewood
The alter ego of hollywood. Living only for pleasure, even if means doing things that are not morally right. Promoting the lifestyle of players, cheaters, and toxic people online. People often living in Ewood, live under the fantasy that pleasure is the basis of all reason. This could also mean telling people that they will only be happy if they live this kind of lifestyle. Living in this lifestyle can me drinking recklessly, and making bad decisions. Or cheating on your significant other. It's the idea that when you get all the pleasure from doing the wrong things, that you will be happy. Just like people in hollywood want people to be rich like them and practice their lifestyle in order to be happy. The only difference is this is online.
Hey why don't you our online cult. We'll get other people to drink, shares nudes with each other even if we're taken. It'll be just like hollywood. Except, this online and it'll be fun.
Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.
Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.
Ewood by The Wise Guru January 19, 2021
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026