e-wood

Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.

"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"

by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015

E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008

Ewood

The alter ego of hollywood. Living only for pleasure, even if means doing things that are not morally right. Promoting the lifestyle of players, cheaters, and toxic people online. People often living in Ewood, live under the fantasy that pleasure is the basis of all reason. This could also mean telling people that they will only be happy if they live this kind of lifestyle. Living in this lifestyle can me drinking recklessly, and making bad decisions. Or cheating on your significant other. It's the idea that when you get all the pleasure from doing the wrong things, that you will be happy. Just like people in hollywood want people to be rich like them and practice their lifestyle in order to be happy. The only difference is this is online.

Hey why don't you our online cult. We'll get other people to drink, shares nudes with each other even if we're taken. It'll be just like hollywood. Except, this online and it'll be fun.

Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.

by The Wise Guru January 19, 2021