edwoodian 

1. Of or relating to the quality of an Ed Wood movie.

2. Dodgy but funny.

"That was so Edwoodian."

edwoodian by Alexander Gray April 4, 2006

edwoodian 

Of the standard of an Ed `Wood movie.`
Ed wood has won universal acclaim as the worst director of all time for such legendary films as Plan 9 from outer space starring Dudley Manlove as a space man sent to earth to create zombies.

If a movie of the modern world tried to be a serious film but failed so misserably that it appears comical it may be called EDWOODIAN, and watched repeatedly for humour`s sake.

Exampl of missuse
`Dude, sky captain is Edwoodian`
`no, you are mistaken, that was just bad`

Example of correct use
`man, I watched such an Edwoodian film yesterday, Invaders from mars or some shit`
`oh yea, the one where the main badguy is a paper mache covered head in a glass jar!`

edwoodian by Marcus Ditzel May 17, 2006

Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

Edwardian Section by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

edgewoodian 

From Middle English eggewode, from Old English ecgwudu (Flaming faggot)
A horrid creature manifested by some demented breeding of man and Edgewood. In almost all cases, sexualities of these "people" are rather questionable. Odds of survival in accidental meeting of one are increased by making lots of noise and scaring it away. May the nonexistant God have pity on you who have seen Edgewood.

"Shut the fuck up, you fucking edgewoodian."

edgewoodian by Blazer_of_the_Free_Smoke March 11, 2004

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Edwardian cladding by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

Edwardian 

Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.

Joe is totally Edwardian. Did you see his abs?

Edwardian by bex231 October 29, 2008

Edwardian 

The time after the victorian era. Some say 1900 to 1909, but i think of it as 1900 to 1918, after 1918, things started going to shit.

"Remeber back in edwardian times when prostitution was legal and we could still court a woman for marrige?" "Yeah we really lived"

Edwardian by Bitchidontneedyou May 13, 2021