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Large person with an even bigger chest. He's almost a bodybuilder and he has an enormous penis.
Ewoud is such a big person
Ewoud by .....sd.afkdsfnios November 24, 2021
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Most legendary person in the room. All he does is fuck bitches but only on Saturday night’s.
Bro did you see Ewoud, he fucked your gf.
Ewoud by Pussyosso November 21, 2021
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Ewoud is a nice boy with great hair. He looks though but actually he is very caring and sweet. He is very sportive which you can see in his body. But watch out, he can bite!
When Ewoud is there you will always have fun
ewoud by anonymous November 21, 2021
An Ewoud is a real lady killer. He can charm your whole family in the blink of an eye. If you don't watch out he will sleep with your sister and be treated to breakfast in bed by your mother.He is not afraid of doing freaky stuff in crazy places. Other than this he is also a very good friend. He will go out of his way to get you some mac donalds burgers on a bad day.
guy 1: I heard your sister got boned last night
guy 2: What, it must have been an Ewoud
ewoud by Rijstfretter 69 November 21, 2021
A new degree of awesome that surpasses the greatness of anything.
John-Did you see the used in concert the other night??

Dave-yeah dude it was definatly ewouth.
ewouth by drummer 4 like, forever February 27, 2010
A gay racist who makes inappropriate racist remarks at parties. Also, a person who has inferior knowledge of movies in general.
Stop being such an Ewoudt, it's okay if people of other races, cultures and religions hang out with us.

Don't be an Ewoudt, let's watch Lady In The Water.
Ewoudt by nathangesig January 6, 2012
The alter ego of hollywood. Living only for pleasure, even if means doing things that are not morally right. Promoting the lifestyle of players, cheaters, and toxic people online. People often living in Ewood, live under the fantasy that pleasure is the basis of all reason. This could also mean telling people that they will only be happy if they live this kind of lifestyle. Living in this lifestyle can me drinking recklessly, and making bad decisions. Or cheating on your significant other. It's the idea that when you get all the pleasure from doing the wrong things, that you will be happy. Just like people in hollywood want people to be rich like them and practice their lifestyle in order to be happy. The only difference is this is online.
Hey why don't you our online cult. We'll get other people to drink, shares nudes with each other even if we're taken. It'll be just like hollywood. Except, this online and it'll be fun.

Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.
Ewood by The Wise Guru January 19, 2021
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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