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The word Ewjay is foreign, meaning "To be fat," or "Corpulant" (also known as obese).
example:

Jessica: "Haha, you fell! Take that chicken fat!"
Willow: "Shutup, Ewjay!"

(random stranger): "Ooohhh, you got served!"
Ewjay by jaloop April 25, 2008
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Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020
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An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.
Omg is that eljay he’s so cute!
eljay by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020
A unique name for a funny and humorous girl. She is a person that loves everyone she meets. She is a beautiful, kind hearted girl that everyone loves to hang out with. Emjay can make anyone laugh with just her smile and her jokes will make your life better. Emjay can make anyone feel welcome and is a very independent person. She also finds it hard to trust people. Emjay will always be the life of the party and everyone treats her like a queen.
" she's so funny !"

" yeah, her names Emjay"
emjay by Kodiegracemart1234in April 19, 2018
Imagine a scenario where someone has just said something that has left you weirded out, disgusted and speechless. In normal circumstances a simple 'okay' would suffice, however, a combination of 'ew' and 'okay' creates the perfect word to come to terms with what you just heard.
Freak: Popping zits makes me horny

You:
Freak:
You:
Freak:
You: Ewkay... *leaves*
Ewkay by Thatguy454 June 18, 2015
A word used as a substitute for the long "Oohkay?". It is used when you have to say ew at the same time.

Girl 1: I LAVV TWILIGHT!!!!1
Girl 2: Ewkay...
ewkward ewkay
ewkay by Pluvieux223 June 13, 2010
Awesome and methodical person who loves to discover and learn amazing things
Edjaywow
Edjay by Edjay June 8, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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