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An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.
Omg is that eljay he’s so cute!
eljay by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020
Words you can keep
A skinny bisexual shy girl who likes toots and is in denial at the fact that she's cute
"Man, Eljay sure does love farts." "Yeah, shes a fuckin' weirdo."
Eljay by Badusername2000 May 12, 2018
Related Words
eLjay eljay jones El-Jayed ejay Elayna EmJay Ellay elayah ellayna elway
Another way to spell LJ or LiveJournal. Do not spell it this way unless you want to look like a complete loser.
my eljay is totally teh awesome!!
eljay by fmith October 24, 2004
eLjay is tha 1337
eLjay by eLjay February 8, 2003

eljay jones 

Eljay, a stupid boob boy wit a sense of humor. Laughs at the word dookie and is always on his computer
“Oh how’s that dude? I think his name was Eljay Jones?” “Idk i hope he died
eljay jones by 1800beaner February 16, 2022
Elayna's are the most amazing, beautiful girls to ever live. Once you have an Elayna in your life, don't ever let her go, because she will be an amazing friend or girlfriend. She can make anyone laugh, because she has the best sense of humor ever known. But she can also be sweet and understanding, and gives great advice. Be thankful if you know an Elayna.
Girl: Elayna is just so funny!
Guy: Yeah, and a great girlfriend. So sweet!
Girl: We are so lucky to know her! :)
Elayna by breakfastlunchanddinner December 9, 2012

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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