eejay
1. dude, let's go hang with an eejay! nah, he'll just steal our monopoly money
2. oh my, cindy look at that eejay over there!
2. oh my, cindy look at that eejay over there!
eejay by tehdestroyer January 22, 2008
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Emjay Blanchette
The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020
eljay
An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.
eljay by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020
emjay
A unique name for a funny and humorous girl. She is a person that loves everyone she meets. She is a beautiful, kind hearted girl that everyone loves to hang out with. Emjay can make anyone laugh with just her smile and her jokes will make your life better. Emjay can make anyone feel welcome and is a very independent person. She also finds it hard to trust people. Emjay will always be the life of the party and everyone treats her like a queen.
emjay by Kodiegracemart1234in April 19, 2018
eeyaya
eeyaya is the source of all power and greatness of the entire uni/multi/omni/para verse. without the gift of eeyaya nothing would exist. not even nothingness will exist. eeyaya is the chi that flows through our veins. eeyaya is the force which balances all the elements in the multi-dimensional space we exist in. however, the power of eeyaya, if in the wrong hands and used wrongly, can result in mass warps in the space-time continuum, ruptures in the bonding fabric of time, breaches in the law of the para dimensions and summoning of evil forces...
joe: yes! After years of training and meditation I think I have mastered the power of EEYAYA!
yuri: I don’t believe you.
joe: (snaps yuri out of existence using power of eeyaya)
yuri: I don’t believe you.
joe: (snaps yuri out of existence using power of eeyaya)
eeyaya by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019
eekayu
Trevor ate bad mexican food and eekayu'd all over the bathroom.
My stomach hurts, I think I might eekayu.
My stomach hurts, I think I might eekayu.
eekayu by Christopher Madison October 7, 2005
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