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A nickname for a extremely flirtacious girl who causes trouble without meaning to. Usually for self.
Ewin stop flirting!!
ewin by Ewin February 24, 2005
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A girl who matters and has significant value and deserves all good things in life.
She matters, she's Ewin.
Ewin by lilmsmunch August 27, 2021

Chinny Ewin 

An absolute big chinned aids victim who misses sitters on a regular basis... from Guntshire, UK
Ricky: What the fuck is this guy in front of us doing?

John: I think he is attempting to score a goal... he couldn't score in a fucking crack den..

Ricky: Fucking Reminds me of a certain someone.

John: Yeah i know! what a fucking gunt, playing like Chinny Ewin. Mega head
Chinny Ewin by jackibaaaaiii November 4, 2011
very big family. and have lots of background
you are part of the ewings family right?
ewings by funnybone April 16, 2013

The Ewing Theory 

A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.
The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.
The Ewing Theory by Ryan Tang February 23, 2005

Patrick Ewing

1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
Patrick Ewing by "G-reg" June 1, 2006