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Alshanti L Ewings JR
Alshanti L Ewings Jr
High school_ Donald M. Payne SR. TECH
He loves art and is so creative. He loves to learn and talk to others a real team leader. Always have hope, joy and dedication.
High school_ Donald M. Payne SR. TECH
He loves art and is so creative. He loves to learn and talk to others a real team leader. Always have hope, joy and dedication.
Alshanti L Ewings JR by Oudcbi85 February 14, 2023
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Alshanti L Ewings JR • ewing • Ewingeww • ewington • patrick ewing • ryan ewing • Al Ewing • Ben Ewing • Crum-Ewing • Gary Ewing
The Ewing Theory
A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.
The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.
The Ewing Theory by Ryan Tang February 23, 2005
Patrick Ewing
1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
Patrick Ewing by "G-reg" June 1, 2006
Ryan Ewing
Ryan Ewing by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016
Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal
The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.
Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"
Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."
Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."
Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal by Kabir101 November 26, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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