Ewert
Ewert by The gifted 1 May 31, 2020
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Everton Prime
Everton Prime by anonymous October 31, 2018
taron egerton
One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.
taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017
everto ex machina
The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.
everto ex machina by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007
The Roger Ebert
The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
The Roger Ebert by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011
Games of minimal exertion
Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
Games of minimal exertion by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010
Taron Egerton
His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.
Taron Egerton by La_Lala July 13, 2019