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Quiet, calm and reasoned. Always dreamy but memorizes keenly every detail you may never notice at all. Loyal to extreme.

Frighteningly intelligent was eirene's gift. mysterious enough to make her extremely dangerous. Getting on her bad is suicide.

Eirene will never show her anger but inside, it is burning hell to devour. Looking innocent and smiling peacefully, her expressive blue eyes spoke volumes of her shameless schemes.
Ex: erm...hi eirene
Eirene: hello bert, you seem gloomy.
Ex: oh! Just i seem to have worse luck these days!
Eirene: i'm sure you'll do fine. (She turns as ex missed the grin) it is "supposed" to be our perfect day.
Ex: umm...eirene i have to say no...
Eirene: nonsense! Victoria won't surely mind...she is preoccupied...
Ex: how did you know victoria,
Eirene still grinning: why should i not? I work with her. You can imagine my delight when i find a common interest. Sweet lovely victoria.
Ex was gone in a blur
eirene by ssss000 October 19, 2015

whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
Seven new members of the Pagan church, Officially became Evilenites this Saturday at the ceremony
Evilenite by Mark Britt September 7, 2005

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence 

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.
Sensual, blond ,Hypnoteuse
I'm Under Evilena's spell...
evilena by Terry April 20, 2004

firm evidence 

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.
When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"
firm evidence by jesster79 March 1, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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