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Always too late. “Never too late for the cock tough” ~ piemel1997
That Evien is broke as fuck
evien by Lil-bish-1997 October 17, 2017
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He said to her " you are my evien, nothing changes that !"
Evien by Chanakya_mind July 2, 2024

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.
This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.
Annual Ageing Event by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022

Annual Ageing Event 

Lord Zhero's Annual Ageing Event is at the end of July. All are welcome to attend. This years theme will be
- Vintage Dinosaurs =),

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Annual Aging Event 

Npc - So what are you gonna do for your 50th Annual Aging Event?
Lord Zhero - umm probably get a awesome dinosaur tattoo. =P