event 

adjective: used to indicate the merit of any happening, most often social functions.

man that party last weekend was event!

event by Gran Pree March 8, 2004

event horizon 

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

event horizon by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

Event Horizon 

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?
Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.
Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?
Man: 7, doubtful.
Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?
Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

Event Horizon by MrSully February 17, 2009

Event Sex 

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.

Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.

Event Sex by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010

Event Horizon 

"Event Horizon" was the third film directed by Paul W.S. Anderson after his first two films "Shopping" and "Mortal Kombat."

"Event Horizon" is set in the year 2047 and tells the story of a rescue crew that has been dispatched to retrieve the derelict space-vessle, the "Event Horizon."

After spending time aboard the ship, it's rescuers begin to have hallucinations and other various deleriums. It is later revealed in the movie that the "Event Horizon" was using an inter-deminsional travel device to go to a far corner of the universe, something went horribly wrong and the ship literally went to "hell" and the ship has become a living being bent on using it's rescuers fears to destroy them.

While Event Horizon borrows many elements from classic horror films such as "The Shining" and "Hellraiser" it's story is essentially a much darker and gorier version of Stanis³aw Lem's novel "Solaris."

Event Horizon was panned by critics when it was first released in 1997, but has been steadily gaining appreciation by both movie go-er's and critcs since then due to it's intricate camera work, special effects, and generally being ahead of it's time.

Event Horizon was Paul W.S. Anderson's best film.

Event Horizon by Jason Swindler November 24, 2006

Event Hairizon 

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

Event Hairizon by Robotmike January 19, 2010

Event Horizon 

The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.

She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.

Event Horizon by majic mike December 30, 2018