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Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.
Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.
by Robotmike January 19, 2010
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Bohemian sack lunch

When a guy does not shower for several days and has a gamey crotch, and has a girl go down on him.
"I didn't shower on the whole San Francisco road trip, but I still got Mike's neighbor to give me a bohemian sack lunch"
by Robotmike September 19, 2009
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