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Definitions by CrackinCricket

Event Sex 

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.
Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.
Event Sex by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010