Evart 

Evart is a great city to live in. It is full of many recreational activities such as trout fishing, whitetail deer hunitng, turkey hunting, dirt bike trails, snowmobiling, skate park, camping facilities, and much more. The historic logging town boasts many centennial homes and beautiful parks. Evart is the Home of the Evart Wildcats. Evart can boast that many of our students continue on to college, Universities, or trade schools. Evart's City Council, Downtown Development Authority, and Local Development Finance Authority work hard to bring in new small businesses and industry. City Policing keeps a strong force to hold crime at a minimum. The city of Evart has approx 1700 within the city, with around 5000 citizens in surrounding townships. Evart is a friendly community and the Local Chamber of Commerce will help anyone and any business to move forward. Evart is famous for the Dulcimer Funfest which brings in thousands of spectators year after year. Other yearly attractions include Gold Wings Convention, Relay for Life Cancer Walk, and Wood Carvers to name a few. The local Department of Public Works and Water/Sewer Departments do a great job keeping Evart in tip-top shape. Be sure to stop by and enjoy a home cooked meal at a variety of restaurants. Evart also offers bowling and live entertainment including bands, karaoke, comedians, and dancing. Celebrate with us on July 4th as we light up the sky in a spectacular fireworks show. One can be proud to live in Evart, MI.

www.evart.org
www.evartchamberofcommerce.com

Evart by HonestOne2 March 5, 2011

Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

Dinosaur Earth by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Earthquake head 

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

earth eyes 

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold

Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking

earth eyes by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a beautiful creature. She spreads diseases. Earthworm Sally is so famous that she even has her own theme song.

Albert: EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI.

JULIOOOOO: *silence*
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Earthworm Sally by \_(*o*)_/ December 22, 2018

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019