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Evart is a great city to live in. It is full of many recreational activities such as trout fishing, whitetail deer hunitng, turkey hunting, dirt bike trails, snowmobiling, skate park, camping facilities, and much more. The historic logging town boasts many centennial homes and beautiful parks. Evart is the Home of the Evart Wildcats. Evart can boast that many of our students continue on to college, Universities, or trade schools. Evart's City Council, Downtown Development Authority, and Local Development Finance Authority work hard to bring in new small businesses and industry. City Policing keeps a strong force to hold crime at a minimum. The city of Evart has approx 1700 within the city, with around 5000 citizens in surrounding townships. Evart is a friendly community and the Local Chamber of Commerce will help anyone and any business to move forward. Evart is famous for the Dulcimer Funfest which brings in thousands of spectators year after year. Other yearly attractions include Gold Wings Convention, Relay for Life Cancer Walk, and Wood Carvers to name a few. The local Department of Public Works and Water/Sewer Departments do a great job keeping Evart in tip-top shape. Be sure to stop by and enjoy a home cooked meal at a variety of restaurants. Evart also offers bowling and live entertainment including bands, karaoke, comedians, and dancing. Celebrate with us on July 4th as we light up the sky in a spectacular fireworks show. One can be proud to live in Evart, MI.
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Evart by HonestOne2 March 5, 2011
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Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.
George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic
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Earthquake head 

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

earth eyes 

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold
Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking
earth eyes by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.
Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a beautiful creature. She spreads diseases. Earthworm Sally is so famous that she even has her own theme song.
Albert: EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI.

JULIOOOOO: *silence*
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Earthworm Sally by \_(*o*)_/ December 22, 2018

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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