Earthed

To force a bowel movement on the ground or other solid surface at ground level causing the deficator to squat.

Dude just totally earthed a loaf on that rock over by the waterfall. The toddler earthed one in the front yard much to his parents chagrin.

by Hempster420 May 14, 2015

Earthed

The state of someone being lost or confused.
Earth- confuse
Earthy- confusing

1."does everyone understand?"
no i'm earthed.
2."don't earth me i beg"
3. "you're bare earthy"

by Anniex07 December 10, 2019

earth

Mostly harmless.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

Earth

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

by Ludd February 26, 2015

Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

Earth

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009