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Fiercely independant, Ethnie is a girl who does what she likes, swinging from trees, spinning cotton candy and banging the drums in garage band rock awesomeness. A player of sports, and a team player. The total package when it comes to getting along with all types of people, and making them all feel welcome. She has been known to spark into pillars of rainbow colored flame that ignite every kernel of popcorn within a five mile radius.
Ethnie can you grab some popcorn?

Bruh, I got this
Ethnie by ACalGal May 18, 2021
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Fiercely independant, Ethnie is a girl who does what she likes, swinging from trees, spinning cotton candy and banging the drums in garage band rock awesomeness. A player of sports, and a team player. The total package when it comes to getting along with all types of people, and making them all feel welcome. She has been known to spark into pillars of rainbow colored flame that ignite every kernel of popcorn within a five mile radius.
Ethnie can you grab some popcorn?

Bruh, I got this
Ethnie by ACalGal May 18, 2021

Ethnicitized 

Derived from the words Ethnicity + Hypnotized, Ethnicitized is the intentional act of modifying, transforming & dispositioning ones identity from self, into a psychomorphic, hyperdouched state of being wherein the individual choreographs & elicits social/behavioral patterns, designed to personify the mannerisms, dialect & slang of a target ethic group, to gain acceptance, favor, goods, services &/or alliance oriented popularity for reasons of political advancement.

Over time, the repetitious execution of such tactics results in an amnesiac cerebal impressioning of temporal permanence, accompanied by a spontaneous, involuntary, visceral, schizophrenic, socially triggered personality change, unbeknownst to the individual, but completely obvious to others.

Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen returned to the Coyote Lakes psychiatric hospital to inform Dr. Kevin Michael Damone and Pro-Fessor Campbell about his findings on the Baptits Foundation & the unethical microcosm of Flakycock councilmen who posed as religious figureheads, fronting theological prowess so as to steal pensions from Ernie, Menden & 300+ victims. Culvitude viewed 20yrs of data, overlaying R score models on data sets, receiving a confidence trigger during a presidential candidate interview in 2020, when the incumbent (Anglo Saxon) performed his unique, Corn Pop gangsta style talk with well educated/astute African American interviewers. Thus, the condition - 'Ethnicitized' was born. DSM-5 code: j0E-bIdN-cM0n:mAn
{Friends discussing politics} "Dude, I am watching an interview with this 77 year old white guy running for president, and he keeps using this weird slang, and this odd tone of voice, as if he is trying to sound like he is from some tribe. {Friend Responds} "Yeah, that guy is totally 'Ethnicitized', trying to pretend that he is African American to an African American audience. Its quite comical. Oh, also, did you know that he knuckle-dunked his fingers into an intern's vagina too, because, well, "he thought she liked him."

Ethnic Chiac Acadian 

An Ethnic Chiac Acadian, sometimes spelled Chiak Akadian or Chiakkadian, is a mixed or creole Acadian ethnicity, originating and residing primarily in coastal south-east New Brunswick, Canada. They also speak a distinct Creole language, which is also called Chiac (yet some non-chiac of the region also speak the language).

The Chiac Acadians are primarily of Native Indigenous , Acadian , French/Spanish (Moors) and African ancestry by co-mingling and integrating with the Black Loyalists who migrated to New Brunswick, into the Chiac Acadian community of coastal southeast New Brunswick, in the 1780's.

The Ethnic Chiac Acadian has dealt with forced assimilation/rape/oppression/suppressed history/acculturation/whitewashing and subsequent deportation and enslavement primarily by the colonizing British. Due to this assimilation and colonization (prior, during and after the exile), many Chiac Acadians have lost a fair amount of their original dark pigmentation and features to some degree.
The Ethnic Chiac Acadian are a vibrant community, but they're essentially a forgotten people and a forgotten history.

Ethnic Binding 

A collection of teachings made by Jack Hughes in Philosophy lessons. The teachings cover topics such as evolution, God, the big bang, dinosaurs and stuffiness.

Jack regulary contributes his teachings on Thursday philosophy and I.T lessons.
Jack Hughes: For many millennia mankind has suffered from poverty.

Why did i get a mark for this?

Miss Henderson: You answered part of the quastion, and Ethnic Binding is the source of all philosophy.
A brand of shoes that most of the posters on this site have labeled the official shoe of posers everywhere. In all actuality, just a pair of shoes.

Question:Why are you people so religious about footwear? Like, you all flip out when people "steal your shoes."

If the only thing original about you is the kind of shoes you where, then that should be more concerning than the fact somebody,somewhere,may have the same shoes as you. (Which they are bound to unless you bought custom-made one-of-a-kind shoes)

I actually own etnies. And while I do not skate, (which IS a sport, for all you "non-conformists" who think skaters are the anti-jocks), I would not go as far as to label myself a "poser bitch." Nor do most of the people I know, because they choose to judge me on my actions and words, not on one of the countless pairs of shoes i'll own over the course of my life.

They are shoes.
They are not god.
I bought etnies because they were fairly comfortable, stylish, and affordable ($60 compared to $120) And because i only had 5 minutes to buy a pair before my mom had to take my sis home for her nap. In addition, I wasn't aware that these days selecting a brand of shoe was a life altering decision, expressing your deepest feeling, opinions, and beleifs (apparently)

I was led to beleive that they were simply devices to prevent you from stepping on nails and dying.
etnies by keepitinperspective July 21, 2007

Ethnic Hug 

When a Black and a Hispanic embrace each other for a hug after screaming "Ethnic Hug".
George saw Tori and screamed, "ETHIC HUG!" So they ran together and embraced each other for a joyful Ethnic Hug.
Ethnic Hug by Ethnic Hugger September 6, 2011