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Essociate 

You are a friend but not a friend... you guys talk barley
That’s my essociate right there
Essociate by Asya the god December 26, 2019
Words you can keep

Curriculum Associates 

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!
Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

Associated Press 

Commonly abreviated as AP, the Associated Press is an American news agency run by the media sources that contribute to it. It is the largest news agency in the world and has subscribers (people who pay a fee to use AP's material) in almost every free-market economy nation in the world.

The AP is made up of almost 2,000 American newspapers and about 5,000 TV/radio stations while its photo library has exceeded 10 million pictures of news.

Although the AP tries to remain unbiased some occasional yellow journalism and personal biases are included in media information.
I couldn't help but notice that almost every article about a national event was writen by the Associated Press in today's newspaper.
Associated Press by Sid Barrett October 27, 2007

trophy associate 

A young, beautiful partner of an older, affluent, influential individual who are in a long term relationship yet not legally married.
She is not his trophy wife, she is his trophy associate.
trophy associate by RoseyJean April 19, 2020

Blazer Barboza Associated Acts 

Atlantic Records, Jay Z, Meek Mill, Big 4 Music Group.
Blazer Barboza Associated acts were proud of his Accomplishments.

A Zephyr Associated 

person: ugh, you're such a zephyr associated
friend: how fucking dare you

Legend Associate 

Turpin And Johnson.

AKA Arrogance and Style.
Q: Who was that wearing a fine watch, dressed in a checked shirt that just cruised by me in a sparkling BMW?

A: It would have been Turpin or Johnson, AKA a member of Legend Associates.
Legend Associate by HRH MT November 27, 2007
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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