Essaw

Americas #1 Fob who is a fine young habesha man

Wow did you see Essaw at school today?

Essaw by anonymous December 13, 2023

ESSWCPW 

Stands for Eating Sleeping Shitting Wanking Crying Pissing Working. An abbreviation that is used to describe life cynically, sometimes half jokingly. It is used to reflect the listless and boring cycle we are all stuck in 24/7 without realizing it.

Person 1: "Man I had such a boring time yesterday!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Sometimes life seems to be all about ESSWCPW!"

ESSWCPW by Imtheweirdsinner November 13, 2013

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...

Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009

TOK essay 

An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.

Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."

TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009

escawaiter 

The people who stand in front of you on an escalator when you're in a rush.

Sully: Where were you man?! The show is already half over!

Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.

escawaiter by quadskii October 9, 2009

essay

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world

Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

essay by kaly January 2, 2004

essay

what you are probably avoiding doing by being on this website in the first place

essay? nah. ummm, lets seeee... Urban dictionary!

essay by curly dude January 24, 2011