escawaiter

The people who stand in front of you on an escalator when you're in a rush.

Sully: Where were you man?! The show is already half over!

Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.

by quadskii October 9, 2009

escawaiter

the asshole in front of you on the escalator that refuses to walk or step aside to let you by when you're in a hurry

You: YOOOO get outta da way escawaiter!

Escawaiter: I'm just tryin' to enjoy my escalator ride you escawaiter hater!

by biggitybuttholeband October 13, 2009

escaloiter

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016