escawaiter

The people who stand in front of you on an escalator when you're in a rush.

Sully: Where were you man?! The show is already half over!

Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.

by quadskii October 10, 2009

escawaiter

the asshole in front of you on the escalator that refuses to walk or step aside to let you by when you're in a hurry

You: YOOOO get outta da way escawaiter!

Escawaiter: I'm just tryin' to enjoy my escalator ride you escawaiter hater!

by biggitybuttholeband October 13, 2009