escawaiter
Sully: Where were you man?! The show is already half over!
Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.
Nick: Sorry, bro. I got stuck behind an escawaiter.
escawaiter by quadskii October 9, 2009
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escawaiter
the asshole in front of you on the escalator that refuses to walk or step aside to let you by when you're in a hurry
You: YOOOO get outta da way escawaiter!
Escawaiter: I'm just tryin' to enjoy my escalator ride you escawaiter hater!
Escawaiter: I'm just tryin' to enjoy my escalator ride you escawaiter hater!
escawaiter by biggitybuttholeband October 13, 2009
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escaloiter
|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.
escaloiter by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016
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