Esopo

1) When male genitalia exceeds 8'' it is often referred to as Esopo.

2) Less common, Esopo is the italian version of Aesop.

Girl 1: dammmmmn, we had fun last night !!

Girl 2: oh word?!? You had Esopo?

Girl 1: Yeah girl ALL night....

Girl 3-10: ...me too.... *blushing*

by Zeus ain't got ish on me brah December 19, 2010

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Esoporp

The handle attached to fold-up tables making them easier to carry. Often made out of rope with a rubber handle or simply plastic with the capability to flip up or down. Requires an esoporp repairman to fix if snapped off.

Lord knows how I'd lift this fold-up table if it wasn't for the handy esoporp.

by DataLorax May 14, 2017

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Esophagus Annihilater

Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.

We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Espositoism

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.

e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.

by Expo779 October 20, 2010

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

by Alicat III November 6, 2009