espot
espot by penguinnnn January 5, 2008
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espot
The online equivalent of a "gspot". Most commonly pleasured via instant message, comment, email, or even a picture/video.
Have you seen the new girl's myspace? She's fugly in some pictures, but her sister tickles my espot.
Last night I was talking to Berta on AIM, she said something about being dared to make out with a friend of hers, it hit my espot not going to lie.
Last night I was talking to Berta on AIM, she said something about being dared to make out with a friend of hers, it hit my espot not going to lie.
espot by Texiz2steppin February 20, 2008
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professional esports player
One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020
esports player
Word for a closeted pedophile.
If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020
Espositoism
Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010
Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation
An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.
Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.
Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009
noah escott
noah escott by itsjustme45 September 2, 2020
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