Escrotini 

The martini of the escroto (scrotum in Spanish), in other words, cum or semen.

La escrotini es mi bebida favorita…el ingrediente más importante es la leche de hombre. ¿Quieres beberlo?

Escrotini by THØTCA$A June 27, 2022

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Escrotious Intent 

-To subvert sound opinion and gut feelings with facts and logic.

-To ignore one's inner voice and instead choosing to follow documented facts

Bill knew that what he thought was true because he just knew it... knew it in his gut, regardless of facts and logic. Dave's attempt to blur Bill's reasoning with legal documents was escrotious.

Your Honor, I object on the basis of escrotious intent. My client knows what she feels and the court should accept that.

Escrotious Intent by Burt McFactual September 7, 2013

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

scrotinize 

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

scrotinize by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010