Ermatology

The study or art of being a massive nerd at every possible opportunity, especially when completely unnecessary. Someone who has mastered ermatology is known as an ermatologist.

Dave: 77+33=100
Melvin: Erm, ackshually, 77+33 does not equal 100, it instead, as a matter of fact, equals 110. 70+30=100, this is fairly basic addition and is commonly taught in elementary school.
Dave: Holy shit, it's a joke. Do you have a masters degree in ermatology or something?

Ermatology by Wavedash January 12, 2024

Dermatology 

Dermatology, often shortened to derm, is a specialty of medicine. Doctors who have specialized in dermatology have generally done four years of college, four years of medical school, one year of a medical/surgical internship, and three years of dermatology residency. Board-certified dermatologists are the only physicians with advanced medical training to diagnose and treat skin, hair, and nail conditions. They can also perform surgical procedures like biopsies, Mohs surgery to remove cancer, and complex wound reconstruction. Dermatology is widely considered to be the most competitive and most sought-after specialty among top medical students.

Slim, common-featured, commonly and neatly dressed, Leon reckoned on only two more months of LPING it until musical jobs and the ultimate city, Phoenix, the ultimate Fellowship, Dermatology.

DERM: Dermatology, the study of skin; an NPC specialty.

Dermatology by Dermy McDermface April 20, 2020

eatology 

Eatology is knowing that a bunch of nachos stuck together is one nacho

Eatology is knowing that one lasagna stacked on another lasagna is still one lasagna,

eatology by Tantanthemanman July 24, 2018

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

Penile Erectology by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

emotology

science of emotions

i feel emotional . i wanna consult an emotology doctor

emotology by jkmjh August 30, 2010

eristology 

the art of argumentation and reasoning.

She has a smattering of eristology.

eristology by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.

Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.

Ermatologist by Wavedash January 12, 2024