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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

Existology

The study of why the hell anything exists, especially from a human point of view, not just textbook philosophy: consciousness, life, death, purpose, meaning, gods, chance, and the uncomfortable fact that we are here asking questions we may never fully answer yet we still ask.
Example 1. After too many late nights thinking about all the things; God, death, love, and why anything matters, he stopped calling it overthinking and started calling it existology.

Example 2. His existology is simple enough to say and hard enough to live with: nobody handed us meaning, so we have to decide what truly matters.
Existology by MetalAnon June 18, 2026

exitology 

the study of how white blood cells travel through the body
kristina got a degree in exitology.
exitology by Mark20000d January 10, 2008

Tristology 

The study of Tristen and the way he acts.
Jordan: "Tristan was being so selfish today."
Luke: "Well yeah, that's just basic tristology."
Tristology by It'sHendro August 7, 2022

Tristology 

The study of tristen and the way he acts.
Jordan: "Tristen was mean today."
Luke: "well yeah, that's just basic Tristology."
Tristology by It'sHendroREAL August 7, 2022

Ermatology

The study or art of being a massive nerd at every possible opportunity, especially when completely unnecessary. Someone who has mastered ermatology is known as an ermatologist.
Dave: 77+33=100
Melvin: Erm, ackshually, 77+33 does not equal 100, it instead, as a matter of fact, equals 110. 70+30=100, this is fairly basic addition and is commonly taught in elementary school.
Dave: Holy shit, it's a joke. Do you have a masters degree in ermatology or something?
Ermatology by Wavedash January 12, 2024