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eristology 

She has a smattering of eristology.
eristology by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010
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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

Existology

The study of why the hell anything exists, especially from a human point of view, not just textbook philosophy: consciousness, life, death, purpose, meaning, gods, chance, and the uncomfortable fact that we are here asking questions we may never fully answer yet we still ask.
Example 1. After too many late nights thinking about all the things; God, death, love, and why anything matters, he stopped calling it overthinking and started calling it existology.

Example 2. His existology is simple enough to say and hard enough to live with: nobody handed us meaning, so we have to decide what truly matters.
Existology by MetalAnon June 18, 2026

exitology 

the study of how white blood cells travel through the body
kristina got a degree in exitology.
exitology by Mark20000d January 10, 2008

Tristology 

The study of Tristen and the way he acts.
Jordan: "Tristan was being so selfish today."
Luke: "Well yeah, that's just basic tristology."
Tristology by It'sHendro August 7, 2022

Tristology 

The study of tristen and the way he acts.
Jordan: "Tristen was mean today."
Luke: "well yeah, that's just basic Tristology."
Tristology by It'sHendroREAL August 7, 2022

Ermatology

The study or art of being a massive nerd at every possible opportunity, especially when completely unnecessary. Someone who has mastered ermatology is known as an ermatologist.
Dave: 77+33=100
Melvin: Erm, ackshually, 77+33 does not equal 100, it instead, as a matter of fact, equals 110. 70+30=100, this is fairly basic addition and is commonly taught in elementary school.
Dave: Holy shit, it's a joke. Do you have a masters degree in ermatology or something?
Ermatology by Wavedash January 12, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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