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emmology 

a religion that believes emma watson is the daughter of god and that she is a goddess that will save humanity.
Emma Watson emmology
emmology by Emissery September 30, 2011

Emmology 

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers
Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology
Emmology by Emmologist March 1, 2013

emocologist 

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.
Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"

emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.
"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"
emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008
The study of the Emo culture.
Usually people majoring in this field will find emo hair very attractive and have the urge to pet it.
Alex: Whoa! Look at that guy's emo hair!!
Gracie: It's so pretty! We should pet it!
Karen: *runs up and asks if we can pet his hair*
Heather: *writes down in Emology book*
Emology by graciegarcia March 2, 2008
The study of emo culture- people, music, fashion, etcetera.
I majored in psychology and minored in emology.
Emology by Ryan LaHiff August 3, 2007