Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.
Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.
by Wavedash January 12, 2024
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Ermatology

The study or art of being a massive nerd at every possible opportunity, especially when completely unnecessary. Someone who has mastered ermatology is known as an ermatologist.
Dave: 77+33=100
Melvin: Erm, ackshually, 77+33 does not equal 100, it instead, as a matter of fact, equals 110. 70+30=100, this is fairly basic addition and is commonly taught in elementary school.
Dave: Holy shit, it's a joke. Do you have a masters degree in ermatology or something?
by Wavedash January 12, 2024
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