Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.

Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.

Ermatologist by Wavedash January 12, 2024

Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

Erectologist by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

dermatologist 

a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails

That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza

dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006

Dermatologist 

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist 

Greek for fake doctor.

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? by Buechel July 23, 2022