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Joe Ergen 

Medium height bitch with no hands. Smells like weed 24/7 and is a massive feen for baggery’s nic. He is a massive cock sucking fag and loves dick in his ear. Don’t be Joe Ergen
Person 1: Damn I wouldn’t wanna be a Joe Ergen.
Person 2: Yea I’d rather kms
Joe Ergen by Baggery January 27, 2020
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Edgenuity 

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.
"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

Edgenuity 

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.
"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."
Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020

eren jaeger 

Did you hear? He Eren Jaeger'd and destroyed the whole town.
eren jaeger by Rinkei September 20, 2013

edgenuity 

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.
"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."
edgenuity by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018

edgenuity 

hell disguised as a website for school.
you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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