Erectrition

A word used by porn stars and prostitutes to describe their jobs if they are in denial

John:Hey sarah what do you do?
Sarah:Im an Erectrition
Gary:Is that what you call it?, I saw your video on PornHub

by winky24 December 2, 2011

electritian

One who is the trade of all trades.

An electrician is commonly found hanging around with all the hot chicks as they all know only real men work with electricity.

Oh shit look at all those chicks around that bloke, he must be an Electritian

by Zombie shark July 6, 2017

Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020

erectation

An irritating erection

an erectation is a typical thing in the morning, but also occurs during puberty in school just before being asked to come to the front of the class

by bumfluffc July 18, 2010

Electrition

The result of shoddy workmanship at the hands of an electrician suffering from a sense of attrition.

"Oi what a shock! This panel's all shorted to ground mate!"

"Must've been the handywork of that dastard electrition again. Bastard doesn't know his Greens from Reds!"

by ack ack October 25, 2007

Electricioning

An electrician doing election work

the polish are really good at electricioning

by Pitix02 February 22, 2023