The result of shoddy workmanship at the hands of an electrician suffering from a sense of attrition.
"Oi what a shock! This panel's all shorted to ground mate!"
"Must've been the handywork of that dastard electrition again. Bastard doesn't know his Greens from Reds!"
"Must've been the handywork of that dastard electrition again. Bastard doesn't know his Greens from Reds!"
by ack ack October 25, 2007
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Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.
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Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
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Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
Other Attributes:
Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!
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“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”
“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”
“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”
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by crazy nucker April 22, 2010
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An electrician is commonly found hanging around with all the hot chicks as they all know only real men work with electricity.
An electrician is commonly found hanging around with all the hot chicks as they all know only real men work with electricity.
by Zombie shark July 6, 2017
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Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.
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