electritian 

One who is the trade of all trades.

An electrician is commonly found hanging around with all the hot chicks as they all know only real men work with electricity.

Oh shit look at all those chicks around that bloke, he must be an Electritian

electritian by Zombie shark July 6, 2017

Electrician 

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other

Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.

Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018

Electrician 

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

Electrician by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.

“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

Keyboard Electrician by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020

hometown electrician 

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

hometown electrician by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

electricdandelionz

is a big smelly turd,
forces ryan to be in diner,
pings icrus all the time,
always is late to school,

does NOT like bbno$ (huge skill issue)
loves farts and fart noises (absolutely DISGUSTING)
can be ok at times..i guess, 😒

is gay as she loves tiddies,
has a huge problem with me being overly active in diner,
tiktok addict,
loves cats (relatable)

"electricdandelionz is the most weirdest individual i know."
"FR!!"

electricdandelionz by gloozeywoozey November 28, 2021

Electrician 

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.

Electrician by Pepni9e December 15, 2020