Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020

Electrocution

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.

Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.

by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Electrocution

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.

You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.

by MrPang October 14, 2010

Electrocutionist

Noun

A person who commits electrocution

“police believe an electrocutionist was responsible for both deaths caused by electric shock "

by AF_OrFate March 9, 2023

Electrocution Bolts

Another name for lightning

The electrocution bolts struck a tree

by Brown Bear :) August 16, 2008

Erectrition

A word used by porn stars and prostitutes to describe their jobs if they are in denial

John:Hey sarah what do you do?
Sarah:Im an Erectrition
Gary:Is that what you call it?, I saw your video on PornHub

by winky24 December 2, 2011