Erectom

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The overly worn exceptionally available inverted cock catcher. If pulled inside out or"pink socked" will be the exact shape of the last cock or 200 that had the hardly fortunate oppertunity to give a shot at smashing a ass completely flat. But this ass is no stranger to the game insuring try after try and fail after fail.

This dude or chick or whatever the fuck they wanna identify as erectom got wet hard and ready soon as I walked in the to commence the anal smashing!!!

Erectom by Mufasa meek September 26, 2018

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erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

erectophiliac by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

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Erectom • erectomagnificant • erectomizer • erectomundo • erectomy • Erectum • erectoral vote • Erectophobia • erectoplasm • erector set

Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

Erectologist by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

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Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

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erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.

Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"

erectosaurus by johnahn February 4, 2007

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Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

Captain Erector by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

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Erectocopter

Performing the helicopter with an erect penis.

Short form: ecop

Man did you see that? That was one amazing erectocopter that Mikael pulled off!

Erectocopter by Kånkelberry Finn February 12, 2010

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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