Erectom

The overly worn exceptionally available inverted cock catcher. If pulled inside out or"pink socked" will be the exact shape of the last cock or 200 that had the hardly fortunate oppertunity to give a shot at smashing a ass completely flat. But this ass is no stranger to the game insuring try after try and fail after fail.

This dude or chick or whatever the fuck they wanna identify as erectom got wet hard and ready soon as I walked in the to commence the anal smashing!!!

by Mufasa meek September 26, 2018

erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.

Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"

by johnahn February 4, 2007

Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

Erectocopter

Performing the helicopter with an erect penis.

Short form: ecop

Man did you see that? That was one amazing erectocopter that Mikael pulled off!

by Kånkelberry Finn February 12, 2010