Erectologist
Erectologist by DipnDaber January 23, 2019
Words you can keep
cranial rectologist
Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.
cranial rectologist by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010
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Exactologist
An individual whom is concerned with the exact particulars of every topic being discussed. Will let third party know when they are incorrect about any and every topic, even if the topic in question is minor or unimportant.
Third Party: "Bill and me went to the lake to fish, and it must have been about late September"
Exactologist: "Actually your wrong it was September 15th, so more like mid September."
Exactologist: "Actually your wrong it was September 15th, so more like mid September."
Exactologist by Dick Morey May 6, 2011
legal rectologist
1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
legal rectologist by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009
Penile Erectoligist
A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
Penile Erectoligist by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
Ermatologist
Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.
Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.
Ermatologist by Wavedash January 12, 2024
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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