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cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.
A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

Exactologist 

An individual whom is concerned with the exact particulars of every topic being discussed. Will let third party know when they are incorrect about any and every topic, even if the topic in question is minor or unimportant.
Third Party: "Bill and me went to the lake to fish, and it must have been about late September"

Exactologist: "Actually your wrong it was September 15th, so more like mid September."
Exactologist by Dick Morey May 6, 2011

legal rectologist 

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction
Penile Erectoligist by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.
Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.
Ermatologist by Wavedash January 12, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026