Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

Erectologist by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

cranial rectologist by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

Exactologist 

An individual whom is concerned with the exact particulars of every topic being discussed. Will let third party know when they are incorrect about any and every topic, even if the topic in question is minor or unimportant.

Third Party: "Bill and me went to the lake to fish, and it must have been about late September"

Exactologist: "Actually your wrong it was September 15th, so more like mid September."

Exactologist by Dick Morey May 6, 2011

legal rectologist 

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

legal rectologist by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

Penile Erectoligist by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.

Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.

Ermatologist by Wavedash January 12, 2024