erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable

Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

erectomundo

letting your partner know that your pecker is "up" for sexual activity.

Girlfriend: Honey, can you sweep my chimney?

Boyfriend: ERECTOMUNDO! (hell fucking yeah)

by Screejay March 23, 2008

History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

Erectom

The overly worn exceptionally available inverted cock catcher. If pulled inside out or"pink socked" will be the exact shape of the last cock or 200 that had the hardly fortunate oppertunity to give a shot at smashing a ass completely flat. But this ass is no stranger to the game insuring try after try and fail after fail.

This dude or chick or whatever the fuck they wanna identify as erectom got wet hard and ready soon as I walked in the to commence the anal smashing!!!

by Mufasa meek September 26, 2018

erectory

An outbuilding or annex separate from the main hall of a church, where young men can go to have their sexual desires satisfied as a bribe for attending boring church-services.

"Unattached" or dissatisfied-with-their-present-girlfriends guys can often be easily persuaded to attend your church's "services" if you make sure to throw in promises of "good times" in the church erectory; the problem is finding enough "willing:" young chicks to actually provide said delightful "services" to said horny studs.

by QuacksO February 23, 2019

erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003