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Equon by Da goat in the flesh January 2, 2018
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equine actuary
Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.
equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013
scrotumnal equinox
The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
scrotumnal equinox by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020
Equanimity
A calmness or evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations. One of the characteristics Bob Costas gave to Tim Tebow.
Equanimity by TwoAngryFigs December 15, 2011
equan
A trait shared by two or more objects having the same quantity, but not necessarily sharing the same other qualities.
Quality -> Equal -> Equality
Quantity -> Equan -> Equantity
Two cereal boxes of different brands may not share the same box artwork, cereal flavor or type, but they have the same amount of cereal in them - Therefore, they are equan.
Quality -> Equal -> Equality
Quantity -> Equan -> Equantity
Two cereal boxes of different brands may not share the same box artwork, cereal flavor or type, but they have the same amount of cereal in them - Therefore, they are equan.
equan by RektSkrubs June 28, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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