Equon

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by Da goat in the flesh January 2, 2018

equine actuary

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

Equinsu Ocha

Wachootoo for "white devil"

Wachootoo tribe: Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!

Ace Ventura: Did they just call me "white devil white devil?"

by G750 July 27, 2011

scrotumnal equinox

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

Equanimity

A calmness or evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations. One of the characteristics Bob Costas gave to Tim Tebow.

Wow, Tim Tebow sure has a lot of haters, but he never breaks out in anger. What equanimity!

by TwoAngryFigs December 15, 2011

equan

A trait shared by two or more objects having the same quantity, but not necessarily sharing the same other qualities.

Quality -> Equal -> Equality
Quantity -> Equan -> Equantity

Two cereal boxes of different brands may not share the same box artwork, cereal flavor or type, but they have the same amount of cereal in them - Therefore, they are equan.

1 - Dude, those two vending machines are equan.

2 - What?

by RektSkrubs June 28, 2019

Equode

When a female is a bitch and a male is an even biger asshole. The male's non-fasination with the female, makes her want to sleep with the male.

That girl Jess is a bitch, but I got the equode in full effect, and I'll have her in the sheets in like a week.

by CRACA JACK March 16, 2009