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Equnotion 

the thought of being alone with the reality of being in company.
Ella seemed fine to everyone around her but, she was in the state of euqnotion.

equnotion - the thought of being alone with the reality of being in company.
Equnotion by @blindian.d0ll_ November 11, 2021

Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty
Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

Equationize 

To convert text into equation form in Word.

To select, highlight and press atl+= on Microsoft Word-hence "equationizing" your material.
Broseph, that is sloppy. Equationize that.
Equationize by CaptainSmack October 25, 2012

equption 

When you believe that you're a god or you believe you control other people. The truth is that you don't. Being "equption" has nothing to do with anything, it's not even a country.
Mr Alfred is bugging out right now, he's an equption
equption by JackieThaGod December 16, 2021

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Differential Equation 

A course commonly taken in college by math, engineering and various other majors. It is a field of mathematics created for the sole reason of torturing anyone who thought calculus was easy. In many cases attending lectures in this class will cause mild to severe brain trauma depending on the competency of the lecturer and the student.
Joe: "So are you taking any math this semester?"

Laura: "Yeah, I'm in differential equations."

Joe: "Yeah...Mike took that last semester."

Mike: "Uggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh."

Joe: "Aww how nice, I think he was wishing you good luck."
Differential Equation by 'ice' November 11, 2009