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emork

Someone who is emo and a dork at the same time. Usually very smart and may not be entirely emo at all.
Carl's such an emork. He's got the skinny pants and everything, but he's in college level calculus classes!
by Lumbajack Joe December 9, 2008
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Emork

Emork is a title bestowed upon a person of great emoness and amazingness. The origins of this title are not exactly clear, but the word itself is composed of the word “emo” and the name “Mark” (as in the Gospel of Mark).

The current instated Emorks are lovely people and are usually very clueless. They are very trusting and have your back no matter what. Emorks are incredibly and unnaturally tall but will deny it when someone mentions their height. They are not very sporty but rather very clumsy but at the same time, very sneaky.

Emork enjoys hairflips possibly even more than Loki (from the Marvel show Loki) himself. When Emork smiles, you will not only be enlightened, but you will also feel scared as he unleashes his true power. Emork is a goofy person and will giggle (and possibly kick their feet) at any joke made whether it's funny or not.

Emorks are rich bitches that enjoy math, technology, robotics and listening to classical music like a nerd. Emorks are about as smooth as a bag of gravel when it comes to romance, unless being incredibly gay with “friends”.

Emork is either traumatized or observant as a fucking piece of broccoli, as when stalked very poorly, he does not notice.

Emorks are in denial about many things, so tread carefully, as they will be in denial about their gayness, emoness, and height.

Emork controls light and is worshipped in the religion of Emorkanism.

Emorks are great people and a very sPeCiAl fRiEnD (mmm).
“Hello there. Would you like to talk with me about our Lord and Saviour?”
“Oh you mean Emork? Emork is a bitch, we love.”

“Will you be my sPeCiAl fRiEnD tonight? >;P”
"No, I don't need anyone, I have Emork"

“Who’s that unnaturally tall person?”
“Oh that’s just Emork”
“Bitch, you sure that ain’t a skyscraper?”
“Nope, he’s my special friend.”

“I see him everywhere…”
“Who?”
“Emork… he’s haunting my dreams.”
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Emork

Emork is a title bestowed upon a person of great emoness and amazingness. The origins of this title are not exactly clear, but the word itself is composed of the word “emo” and the name “Mark” (as in the Gospel of Mark).

The current instated Emorks are lovely people and are usually very clueless. They are very trusting and have your back no matter what. Emorks are incredibly and unnaturally tall but will deny it when someone mentions their height. They are not very sporty but rather very clumsy but at the same time, very sneaky.

Emork enjoys hairflips possibly even more than Loki (from the Marvel show Loki) himself. When Emork smiles, you will not only be enlightened, but you will also feel scared as he unleashes his true power. Emork is a goofy person and will giggle (and possibly kick their feet) at any joke made whether it's funny or not.

Emorks are rich bitches that enjoy math, technology, robotics and listening to classical music like a nerd. Emorks are about as smooth as a bag of gravel when it comes to romance, unless being incredibly gay with “friends”.

Emork is either traumatized or observant as a fucking piece of broccoli, as when stalked very poorly, he does not notice.

Emorks are in denial about many things, so tread carefully, as they will be in denial about their gayness, emoness, and height.

Emork controls light and is worshipped in the religion of Emorkanism.

Emorks are great people and a very sPeCiAl fRiEnD (mmm).
“Hello there. Would you like to talk with me about our Lord and Saviour?”
“Oh you mean Emork? Emork is a bitch, we love.”

“Will you be my sPeCiAl fRiEnD tonight? >;P”
“No, I don’t need anyone, I have Emork.”

“Who’s that unnaturally tall person?”
“Oh, that’s just Emork.”
“Bitch, you sure that ain’t a skyscraper?”
“Nope, he’s gonna be my sPeCiAl fRiEnD tonight.”

“I see him everywhere…”
“Who?”
“Emork… he’s haunting my dreams.”
“Purple tastes like 5.”
- Emork
by hfeuowhduofyhwqupfhusphdf December 17, 2023
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Emorge

to excessively overeat due to overwhelming emotions
Work was so stressful today so I went home and emorged.
by The Lexineer April 6, 2017
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emoria

Emoria has a very rare name. May seem mean, serious, bougie, and rude. But when you meet her she is nice, funny, nice ass body, and pretty face. Every second you spend with her is special. She can get any one she wants. She defense herself to anybody no matter who you are. Don’t touch her or there will be a trouble. She will be short but have but have a big heart. She is sensitive, and don’t mistake her kindness for weakness. She gets in trouble a lot, and don’t get a f*ck about what you say. If you ever have an Emoria is your life don’t let her go because if you do you lose someone special.
Emoria is a pretty girl.
by April Mendoza May 11, 2019
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emordnilap

A word that, when spelled in reverse, generates a new word.
It makes sense that it helps to eat desserts when you're stressed, because "stressed" is an emordnilap of "desserts".
by Wordsmythologic February 15, 2015
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Emirkan

Emirkan means a boy who is good looking
"Oh he is so emirkan"
by Emirsikimiki January 2, 2017
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