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Enem

a brazilian national exam that's equivalent to the SATs of the USA and it's used to get in private and public colleges.
the terror of students, it's an exam that lasts 5 hours and happens in two sundays in november.
never arrive late or you will become a meme (the notorious ''atrasados do Enem").
boa prova!
cacete o Enem eh nessa semana ja .... estudei nada rsrsrsrs
holy shit Enem is this week already .... i haven't studied anything lmao
by garbageater25 November 1, 2019
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Enem

The alternative to replying nm in a chat, meaning "not much".
While its alternative, nm, is used for either "never mind" or "not much", only the latter definition is meant when "Enem" is said.
It is generally considered a slightly fancier way of replying to a question with indifference.
St8ks; Hey Phil, wassup?
philly76: enem; you?
St8ks: Same here.
by GeminiXtech May 15, 2009
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Enem

Amazing, athletic, good style, humble af, gets hated on my Jayda the dumb blond, tall, fast.
Wow look at enem go, he beat Jayda in a race wow
by Theuvenem February 20, 2022
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ENEMY STAND

Any stand user that isn't an ally of a JoJo or Joestar.
Koichi Hirose: This must be the work of an ENEMY STAND user!
by lazyassbum October 9, 2019
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enema bag

A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
by Davester75 August 1, 2012
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Enemigna

When a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn't sure of the contents of said enema bag
Horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a Hatian Hospital
by jrky March 2, 2009
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public-enema

also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .
Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.
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